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the names moriah and you're awesome. i love you. go fuck yourself

avatardedpotterhead:

knowledgetrollop:

this is literally the most beautiful love story my god

i aspire to have this marriage

unexplained-events:

The Mata Mata Turtle

Found mostly in South America. Its shell resembles bark, and its head resembles fallen leaves, making it an expert at camouflage. It is also an expert at looking like my nightmares.

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

everyone is a latent homosexual, ain’t they

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

everyone is a latent homosexual, ain’t they

superrobel:

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."
- Josh Billings 

superrobel:

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself."

- Josh Billings 

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

raspbeary:

mark ruffalo is so down to earth like i feel like he doesnt even know hes a celebrity hes just some guy and all these famous people are around him and he has no clue what is happening

bustysaintclair:

Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask

femaledirector:

i want this to be played at my wedding and my funeral

7 hours ago145,236 plays

zaynsbro:

legendxofxzach:

One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”

god bless your soul

modestlybold:

Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki